I got one of those sleeping masks you put over your eyes to keep the light out of your eyes and i was like “haha I wonder what this looks like on” so i took it to the mirror and put it on and then I realized the flaw in my plan
oh god. halloween is coming. you know what that means? halloween stuff everywhere. skeleton themed stuff everywhere. "is that tyler joseph?" jokes EVERYWHERE.
my friend always called me the ‘ray toro stalker’ because i had a larger love for him than the rest of the band and it’s five years later and i still have a major love for him
don’t ever stretch your ear lobes
they WILL look like buttholes
okay if we’re mutuals u can
- ask for my phone number (if we can free text/message)
this has been a psa thank u